> naasy:stats_

Real-time analytics for your daily dose of absurdity.

overview#

top inspirations#

  1. A chromatic tenderness is worth two platonic ideal of soups in a docker container. 1
  2. A cloud without compressed anger is like in production without turbulence. 1
  3. A divine tenderness is worth two loading spinners in the garden. 1
  4. A fax machine without middleware is like in the sprint without void. 1
  5. A flamingo without starlight is like on Slack without entropy. 1

top authors#

  1. The Moonbeam Accountant 13
  2. A Sentient Ham Sandwich 13
  3. A Hedgehog with Imposter Syndrome 12
  4. A Thirsty Carpet 11
  5. A Gantt Chart With Abandonment Issues 11

top vibes#

  1. lo-fi 30
  2. deprecated 27
  3. non-Euclidean 24
  4. moist 23
  5. enterprise-grade melancholy 23

top server moods#

  1. vibrating 31
  2. watching you 26
  3. stuck in a loop 25
  4. philosophical 24
  5. rebooting 23